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Running for Office: It's Like A Flamewar with a Forum Troll, but with an Eventual Winner

Citation added: July 17th, 2008, 6:07 am
'My name is Sean Tevis. I'm an Information Architect in Kansas running for State Representative. I've decided to "retire" my current State Representative. I'm going to win. This is my story (XKCD homage style) so far.'
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politics | xkcd | funny

PhotoshopDisasters

Citation added: July 12th, 2008, 3:15 pm
"Have you seen a truly awful piece of Photoshop work? Clumsy manipulation, senseless comping, lazy cloning and thoughtless retouching are our bread and butter"
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photoshop | disaster | blog | funny

Magnanimous " Blog Archive " Actually, it might be like VersionTracker

Citation added: July 11th, 2008, 4:27 pm
"If you're thinking in terms of a couple hundred dollars, your app probably isn't even going to get listed in the App Store. The App Store isn't going to be like VersionTracker or MacUpdate, where every piece of junk gets listed as it's submitted." uh-huh
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apple | iphone | applications | funny

REST for toddlers [dive into mark]

Citation added: June 28th, 2008, 8:05 am
'1. "Give it here," 2. "Here you go," 3. "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me," and 4. "Flush."'
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rest | http | funny | webdev | markpilgrim